"What do you mean I can’t play Kardashian on a date?"

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"Never say ‘no’ to adventures. Always say ‘yes,’ otherwise you’ll lead a very dull life."Ian Fleming (via quotes-shape-us)

(via saepphire)

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benefits of being friends with me

  • shitty jokes whenever you ask for them
  • shitty jokes whenever you don’t ask for them

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Nomi Chi


with great power comes a great electricity bill

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"But jesus fuck I’d swallow poison if it tasted like you."(via extrasad)

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"I don’t think people love me. They love versions of me I have spun for them, versions of me they have construed in their minds. The easy versions of me, the easy parts of me to love."(via insanity-and-vanity)

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I need stomach rubs

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